The Misfortune of Kyon and Koizumi (2009)

The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.

It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass.

Sometimes I get the feeling that we’re all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss.

We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist.

Humans have called those who can create and destroy the world at will as God.

The key in turning people on is a girl with a lolita face and big breasts.

Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?

Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?

I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!

Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement, like a kind of mental illness.

Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world.

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