No Game No Life Shorts (2014)

Pledge eight: Being caught cheating during a game is grounds for an instant loss. In other words, if you’re not caught, it’s fine.

The one true, unchanging righteousness in the world is cuteness! Cute makes right! All our needs, desires, and instincts seek cuteness, and it is for cuteness that we will give everything we have! Thats’s just the way men are!

Target: NPC’s cotton panties. Cotton max thickness: 1mm. 12 o’clock. Distance 20050. Firing angles 93. 300m/s. Acceptable targetting error: within 0.5mm.
But I can do it!

Kurami, he figured it out. I think it’s rude to be using magic like that when we’re supposed to be baring ourselves.

You can be a real jerk, you know that? But, I like having you pet me, so I’ll forgive you.